These Dreams

You really have some crazy dreams when you are pregnant. A few nights ago I dreamed that my mom who is now 50 had gotten pregnant! She had just found out and we were all trying to figure out what to do about it. I just kept on saying "Mom, you've been done and recovered for 12 years!"

Two nights ago I dreamed that there was a DI/Good Will type of Mall. It was basically a bunch of homes connected like a mall and everything in them was up for grabs for free or extremely cheap. Like going to a huge yard sale mall! There was really nothing great to buy, it was just a bunch of junk pretty much. My extended family was spending some time together I guess cause I remember some cousins there, namely Camie, Nana, Heather P., and my sisters Connie and Kira. We were in the food court getting ready to do some serious shopping. Nana fell asleep and Kira was complaining because she had given all her money to my grandma as just a kind gesture, which was dumb because my grandma doesn't need any money. For some reason we all had thousands of dollars. Connie and Kira doubted that I had that much money like them,....but my mom assured them that I'd gotten a job and had been working. Connie seemed to be the ring leader, and she had a lot of her college guy friends with her (the dream was set before any of us were married) We then set off and were rummaging through one of the houses, not really finding anything. The house had a weird old fashioned floor plan that kind of just went in a big circle (like the Lyman house) I ended up in a bathroom where there was nothing out for sale. The lady(about 60 years old) who owned the house had been sauntering around following us (as sales people do) and I said to her "Oh, ...how do I get out of here, where's the other door?" (This was like the first room that didn't lead you into another room) and she said "you don't..." and she closed the door behind her. She went to attack me but I grabbed her head and smashed her face into the tile above the tub faucet. It pretty much knocked her out and broke a bunch of tile...it was a really old crappy house and the bathroom was already falling apart in places. Then I woke up.

It was pretty funny. After waking up I went to the bathroom for the millionth time probably and I started chuckling on the toilet. It was funny to me, not scary at all...I totally sweated that lady! Sharrid wanted to know what was going on so I told him about these last couple dreams I'd had. He just kind of shook his head, smiling. He thought I was funny for dreaming them.